I am, but I’m not

It’s nice when you can get them, meals that is. I am only part Hobbit I suspect, the part that likes second breakfasts.

When you get up early like I tend to do,  and eat about 7 AM, on and about 9:30 you start thinking about your second breakfast.

hobbit feetNow if you look at my feet, you’d say that’s no hobbit feet, and you’d be correct because there’s no fur plus I wear shoes, and I like slippers too.

But hobbits are relatives of the race of men you know, and as a result there could traits men and hobbits share, why not?

For example, like most hobbits, I am a bit stout, but my ears aren’t pointed like a hobbit, and what fur on me that I have seems to be less brown now than grey, correction, silver 🙂

Plus the average life expectancy of a hobbit is 100, but some live to 130 or beyond, and don’t come of age  until their 33 birthday so a hobbit is only middle aged at 50. Just like me!

They like to wear bright colours, particularly yellow and green – and who can argue with that? Not I.

So I am, and I’m not, hobbit that is but I can’t write any more because while I’ve had my second breakfast, I’m late for my elevenses. Got to go!

Hobbits like six (or more) meals a day, here’s the schedule. I think that the supper kind of runs into dinner making you only count it as one. Of course.

  • 7:00am – Breakfast
  • 9:00am – Second Breakfast
  • 11:00am – Elevenses
  • 1:00pm – Luncheon
  • 4:00pm – Afternoon Tea
  • 6:00pm – Dinner
  • 8:00pm – Supper

About dfolstad58

I live in the South Okanagan. BC. I enjoy reading, exercise, toastmasters. spending time with my son, my daughter, & her husband , and my patient wife. I try to respond personally to every comment on my blog, and in this way I hope to get to know my readers a little bit and and am able to thank readers for their encouragement on what they liked and suggestions on what they would like to see me try in order to improve.
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11 Responses to I am, but I’m not

  1. budweiser147@hotmail.com says:

    Yes we like the Hobbies 🙂 well done Dave.
    Sent on the TELUS Mobility network with BlackBerry

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  2. dfolstad58 says:

    Reblogged this on Life and Random Thinking and commented:

    Minus 13 Celsius this morning and a two breakfast, two coffee minimum to start the day – dreaming of pineapple and palm trees as I bundle up to head outside. Thanks for reading!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. calmkate says:

    Love it, think I will adopt that eating schedule.. but don’t care for the hairy feet!

    We are roasting over here, super hot day … you can keep your cold winters.

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  4. chattykerry says:

    What a fun post! I, too, am just a youngling although I would really prefer to be an elf. I have the blonde hair, the haughty demeanor and I rather like hobbits.

    Like

  5. spearfruit says:

    I like this post David – I am certainly a Hobbit also! 🙂

    Like

  6. no face woman says:

    This made for pleasant reading 🙂

    Like

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