I am, but I’m not

It’s nice when you can get them, meals that is. I am only part Hobbit I suspect, the part that likes second breakfasts.

When you get up early like I tend to do,  and eat about 7 AM, on and about 9:30 you start thinking about your second breakfast.

hobbit feetNow if you look at my feet, you’d say that’s no hobbit feet, and you’d be correct because there’s no fur plus I wear shoes, and I like slippers too.

But hobbits are relatives of the race of men you know, and as a result there could traits men and hobbits share, why not?

For example, like most hobbits, I am a bit stout, but my ears aren’t pointed like a hobbit, and what fur on me that I have seems to be less brown now than grey, correction, silver 🙂

Plus the average life expectancy of a hobbit is 100, but some live to 130 or beyond, and don’t come of age  until their 33 birthday so a hobbit is only middle aged at 50. Just like me!

They like to wear bright colours, particularly yellow and green – and who can argue with that? Not I.

So I am, and I’m not, hobbit that is but I can’t write any more because while I’ve had my second breakfast, I’m late for my elevenses. Got to go!

Hobbits like six (or more) meals a day, here’s the schedule. I think that the supper kind of runs into dinner making you only count it as one. Of course.

  • 7:00am – Breakfast
  • 9:00am – Second Breakfast
  • 11:00am – Elevenses
  • 1:00pm – Luncheon
  • 4:00pm – Afternoon Tea
  • 6:00pm – Dinner
  • 8:00pm – Supper

About dfolstad58

I live in the South Okanagan. BC. I enjoy reading, exercise, toastmasters. spending time with my son, my daughter, & her husband , and my patient wife. I try to respond personally to every comment on my blog, and in this way I hope to get to know my readers a little bit and say thank you for their encouragement and suggestions.
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11 Responses to I am, but I’m not

  1. budweiser147@hotmail.com says:

    Yes we like the Hobbies 🙂 well done Dave.
    Sent on the TELUS Mobility network with BlackBerry

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  2. dfolstad58 says:

    Reblogged this on Life and Random Thinking and commented:

    Minus 13 Celsius this morning and a two breakfast, two coffee minimum to start the day – dreaming of pineapple and palm trees as I bundle up to head outside. Thanks for reading!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. calmkate says:

    Love it, think I will adopt that eating schedule.. but don’t care for the hairy feet!

    We are roasting over here, super hot day … you can keep your cold winters.

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  4. chattykerry says:

    What a fun post! I, too, am just a youngling although I would really prefer to be an elf. I have the blonde hair, the haughty demeanor and I rather like hobbits.


  5. spearfruit says:

    I like this post David – I am certainly a Hobbit also! 🙂


  6. This made for pleasant reading 🙂


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